holy shit.

last ever truant show tonight, i fucking love this band, might get a little bit drunk later. see you later yeah.

Roo X

Important

After the Brighton show we are having a massive party. Then we’re going to split up and work in call centres and watch X factor every night. And moan a lot.

This is a selection of things we would like you to bring us at these last shows.
- A really expensive selection of different cheeses and cured meats
- Expensive and rare breads
- A selection of expensive vintage wines from around the world
- An expensive rare breed of pedigree dog
- A box of 24 Krispy Kreme donuts (the expensive ones)
- Some handballs
- An expensive set of golf clubs
- 5 year long ski passes for Whistler Ski Lodge
- A spitroasted pig holding an expensive apple in it’s little dead mouth
- Also, a nice little suckling pig that we can keep as a pet
- Many fine cuban cigars
- Stuart would like a rare golden eagle
- More cheese for Roo
- Dave would like a big old RV
- A lifetime subscription to Club Magazine
- 5 iphones
- Some POGS for Olly (if anyone wants to play POGS olly has some slammers he wants to trade
- The airmile equivalent to every mile we’ve driven in the last 8 years
- A huge inflatable dick the size of Brighton Pavillion
- The location of Paul Jackson
- A selection of eggs from different creatures, from Quail to Condor.
- A horny sheep
- The deeds to St Pauls cathedral
- An Andy Warhol painting
- Miami
- An actual volcano
- A huge inflatable dog, completely filled with real little dogs
- An atomic bomb
- The cover of Kerrang
- A cup of double cream for Stu to drink
- Gut reductions
- A hen that is tripping
- A dirl with a dick on her head
- A few bonsai trees
- A giant ramp and a very powerful motorbike
- A surprise day out for us all
- Some Boglins
- 5 shaved goats singing Back for Good by Take That
- A large pin to inflate the aforementioned inflatable dog

thanks very much
Roo X

Tickets for last ever tour!

1 Dec 2008 – The Cockpit – LEEDS – UK
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3 Dec 2008 – Queen Charlotte – NORWICH – UK
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4 Dec 2008 – Fibbers – YORK – UK
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5 Dec 2008 – Pontins (Hard Rock Hell 2 Festival) – PRESTATYN – N.WALES
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6 Dec 2008 – Academy – OXFORD – UK
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7 Dec 2008 – Face Bar – READING – UK
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8 Dec 2008 – Corporation – SHEFFIELD – UK
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9 Dec 2008 – Sugarmill – STOKE – UK
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10 Dec 2008 – The Pitz – MILTON KEYNES – UK
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11 Dec 2008 – King Tuts – GLASGOW – UK
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13 Dec 2008 – Rock City – Distortion Club Night – NOTTINGHAM – UK
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14 Dec 2008 – The Park – PETERBROUGH – UK
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15 Dec 2008 – The Joiners – SOUTHAMPTON – UK
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16 Dec 2008 – Water Rats – LONDON – UK
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17 Dec 2008 – The Engine Rooms – BRIGHTON – UK
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Johnny Truant has officially broken up. 2002 – 2008

We have had many amazing years and made many great friends along the way. Thank you to everyone that has supported us and shared so many amazing times with us, its been a hell of a ride and one that we are very proud of. Our final shows will be in the UK december. Come along and lets make them the biggest party we can.

I imagine we will still post on here now and then so stay in touch.

Thanks

Johnny Truant

Girlfriend Material

My goal in life is to find a rare beauty like one of these two…..

I’m going straight to the tattoo shop today so i can be as cool as these two dumb cunts.

Oliver

P.S -  i saw Haunts last night, they were fucking great. www.myspace.com/haunts

Ebay rubbish

Check out this sweet deal

I bet you can’t find anything more amazing than that on ebay, I mean I’d love a shit old drum skin autographed to someone I’ve never met. What a fucking bargain. At least it includes the autographs of world class musicians Saliva on there. Wow.

Roo X

p.s. the day this guy got this signed was the same day Stu left his amp on the street and we had to buy a new one the next day. Good times!!

Oh Yeah…

Before I got distracted by all the old people round here I was going to say that last night I went to see The King Blues play in Islington. Go and see that band, they’re on tour now and it was a wicked show, I really really hope that band grow to take over the world. Punk rock is alive and well.

myspace.com/thekingblues