holy shit.

last ever truant show tonight, i fucking love this band, might get a little bit drunk later. see you later yeah.

Roo X

Important

After the Brighton show we are having a massive party. Then we’re going to split up and work in call centres and watch X factor every night. And moan a lot.

This is a selection of things we would like you to bring us at these last shows.
- A really expensive selection of different cheeses and cured meats
- Expensive and rare breads
- A selection of expensive vintage wines from around the world
- An expensive rare breed of pedigree dog
- A box of 24 Krispy Kreme donuts (the expensive ones)
- Some handballs
- An expensive set of golf clubs
- 5 year long ski passes for Whistler Ski Lodge
- A spitroasted pig holding an expensive apple in it’s little dead mouth
- Also, a nice little suckling pig that we can keep as a pet
- Many fine cuban cigars
- Stuart would like a rare golden eagle
- More cheese for Roo
- Dave would like a big old RV
- A lifetime subscription to Club Magazine
- 5 iphones
- Some POGS for Olly (if anyone wants to play POGS olly has some slammers he wants to trade
- The airmile equivalent to every mile we’ve driven in the last 8 years
- A huge inflatable dick the size of Brighton Pavillion
- The location of Paul Jackson
- A selection of eggs from different creatures, from Quail to Condor.
- A horny sheep
- The deeds to St Pauls cathedral
- An Andy Warhol painting
- Miami
- An actual volcano
- A huge inflatable dog, completely filled with real little dogs
- An atomic bomb
- The cover of Kerrang
- A cup of double cream for Stu to drink
- Gut reductions
- A hen that is tripping
- A dirl with a dick on her head
- A few bonsai trees
- A giant ramp and a very powerful motorbike
- A surprise day out for us all
- Some Boglins
- 5 shaved goats singing Back for Good by Take That
- A large pin to inflate the aforementioned inflatable dog

thanks very much
Roo X